Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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