Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I supernannyed him into submission
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