Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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