are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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