No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Every concussion has its silver lining
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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