It's a beautiful day for a hangover
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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