Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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