Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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