is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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