and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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