she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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