They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was not drunk enough for that final.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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