so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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