scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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