Whoa Z and x make the same sound
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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