the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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