Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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