...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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