im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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