Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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