Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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