Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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