I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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