Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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