I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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