Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Michael Bay diarrhea
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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