You really coming over, don't trick.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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