we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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