I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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