If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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