Those balls look pretty dangerous.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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