last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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