I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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