I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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