So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My room smells like vodka and shame
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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