And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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