Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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