So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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