Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
