doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
my sisters under your porch take her home
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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