OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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