Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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