Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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