Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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