I hate your face
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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