dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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