i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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