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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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