Don't you send me to vm
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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