I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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