i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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