In the future we'll all be gay
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's blow job season.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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