Small penises have feelings too.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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