She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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