Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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