I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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